Funniest Dumbest News of 2010

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Dumbest News in Naples, Florida and U.S. for 2010

What made us laugh or scratch our heads – In no particular order – drum roll please…

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Leanne Salt set a goal to become fattest woman, until she had to think about her children.

 

  • Dumbest news in Naples, Florida for 2010 has to be Jackson Labs. Collier County, Florida Government informed tax payers it was a good idea to give $25 million to Jackson Labs, a private company, as an economic development incentive without local hire and repayment requirements.Lesson: Apparently if you can promise jobs, local governments will just give you money FREE! Why isn’t every business pulling this greedy stunt?
  • Woman Tells News She Wants to the Be World’s Fattest Woman at 1,000 lbsLesson: Later the woman vowed to lose weight after giving birth to triplets. At least she realized her stupidity lol! What doesn’t sound cool really isn’t cool!

    BP CEO Tony Hayward, BE oil spill, stupid oil spill statements, stupid news

    Protestors deliver BP a message following controversial statement by former CEO.

  • BP Former CEO Tony Hayword’s dumbest oil spill statement: “We’re sorry for the massive disruption it’s caused their lives. There’s no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back.”Lesson: This is why firms like DREAMFly have clients! Think before you speak or let someone think for you!
  • LA Ranks Among Dumbest CitiesLesson: This leads us to the next “dumb news” item
  • Dumbest celebrity statement by Mariah Carey: “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”Lesson: Are you kidding? Did that actually sound good in her mind? If you don’t think it sounds good, don’t say it!2010 Five Fastest Rising Google Search Terms
    1. chatroulette
    2. ipad
    3. Justin Bieber
    4. Nicki Minaj
    5. friv

Google’s Zeitgeist ReportThis proves that people are searching mostly meaningless subjects and intellectual searches don’t rank high on the Richter scale of the Internet audience majority. The Internet audience is looking for resources but primarily focuses on entertainment.

Make every year a chance to learn from others mistakes so you can avoid them, and laugh while you do it!

 

About Camden Smith

Camden Smith has written 77 posts for Marketing Magnetics.

Camden Smith owns DREAMFly Marketing with 16 years in strategic marketing and television journalism. Her cutting-edge, aggressive marketing skills have earned her numerous awards. Smith lives in Naples, Florida with her daughter London.